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              Starting with something light hearted ...
            
 
              ERIC
                    PURSEHOUSE 1899-1964 
              Diss is fatherless by
                  this man's dying: 
                And not Diss only: over the whole earth 
                Men thrive and work in whose lives he gave birth 
                To logic of wisdom, scorn of that lying 
                The world condones, that cowardice, those tasks 
                Done less well than in one's power to do; 
                Scorn of self-gain, mean-ness that always asks 
                More than it gives; he did not fear the new, 
                But served and taught and lived the sound, the food,  
                Looking for these in all things, in all men, 
                All children; himself a maker, made them 
                Become creative; talented, he would 
                Laugh his great laugh, sing finely, carve a stool, 
                But, work patiently; be himself, our school. 
              On the death of
                    Eric Pursehouse Headmaster 
                by Miss Sybilla (Sibylla) Gratiana Thicknesse  
               
              THE EVACUEE
                    or SISTER JOAN 
              On the thrid of September,
                  'thirty nine, 
                A queue of children stood in line, 
                Clutching outsized sandwich packs, 
                Gas masks cases on their backs. 
                I was there, but not alone — 
                My "keeper" was my sister Joan. 
                Hitler's bombers were on their way, 
                So in rural England we'd have to stay, 
                Sailing on the "Royal Daffoldil' 
                To our foster-folk (for good or ill!) 
              Berthing at a Suffolk
                  port, 
                We practised the gas drill we'd been taught 
                Then spent the night in a picture house 
                (Saw Deanna Durbin and Mickey Mouse). 
                Next day, they moved us on to Diss, 
                Where things began to go amiss, 
                Joan and I met foster-mum, 
                Who left us feeling rather glum 
                By threatening to tan my hide 
                If I wet the bed, played truant or lied. 
                We ran away, found another home 
                From which we had no wish to roam. 
                The lady gave us sweets and cake, 
                Her husband rowed us on the lake. 
                Life in that lakeside home was bliss. 
                At Barclay's Bank House in the town of Diss. 
              On Christmas Eve morning,
                  sister Joan  
                Got Diss station on the 'phone, 
                Then charged around like one deranged, 
                Packing our bags: "It's all arranged", 
                Said she, "We're off to London Town, 
                Where Mum and Dad have settled down 
                In Uncle's pub for Christmas Day. 
                I really had no grounds for doubt 
                That our foster-parents knew about 
                The railway journey Joan had planned, 
                So off we toddled, hand-in-hand; 
                She was thirteen I was nine. 
                Alone on the Norwich-London line. 
              As we trekked in through
                  the boozer door, 
                Mum turned white, nearly fell thourgh the floor. 
                Uncle rubbed his eyes, and shuddered, 
                My dad said; "Well, I'll be buggered!" 
                Then everyone started to kiss, and cry, 
                While I just stood and wondered why 
                Everyone seemed so very surprised 
                To see us, though they'd been advised?!? 
                In time , of course, the truth was known — 
                Our trip was a surprise to all but Joan. 
              On
                    the 'Run for home' by his sister Joan from 'Uplands' 
                where they were evacuees, Author — Alan Title 
               
              THE WAYWARD
                    WIND 
              At the Saturday hop
                  my heart seemed to stop 
                At the sight of an auburn-haired vision. 
                I stood in a trance, scared to ask her to dance, 
                Afraid she'd respond with derision. 
              Her dad (whom I knew)
                  called out, "Take a pew!  
                Meet the mob: this is Julie my daughter. 
                Sit with her, over there." He drew up a chair 
" There you are-aren't you glad that I brought her?" 
              The music was loud as
                  I sat with the crowd;  
                My host bellowed out, "Billy? Andy? 
                While you're up at the bar, could you buy as a jar, 
                And get this young fellow a shandy!" 
              At sixteen years old,
                  I'd never been told  
                About beer-shandy's flatulent property. 
                So I gulped down the drink, which was purchased, I think 
                By a man with a limp, "Billy Hoppity". 
              An innocent question
                  upset my digestion  
                And triggered the gaffe that transpired. 
" What will you do, when your schooldays are through?" 
                An adult politely enquired. 
              I spoilt my reply to
                  the well-bred old guy,  
                The worthy ex-mayor Roland Quelch, 
                By crudely, unwittingly, loudly emitting 
                A vulgarly-resonant belch. 
              It was blatantly rude.
                  In the hush that ensued  
                I dashed out ... ran home through the rain. 
                The burp at the dance cut short my romance. 
                I never touched shandy again. 
              Alan Titley 
               
              CONSTANT TOWN 
              Beyond the shadow of
                  the tiny streets, 
                Beyond the languid Mere the willow meets 
                The water with a tender hand, shielding 
                In vibrant veil the cygnets' nest, yeilding 
                With softest answer to the wind's caress 
                Coolly regarding with leafy thoughtfullness 
                The furrowing ripplets' ever widening line. 
                So from St. Mary's tower at the ebbing time 
                Flows undulating to the farther shore 
                To mingle with the fading tones that pour 
                Ab antiquo ... 
                Where Dyssean spirits bend to see 
                The whispering courts whose beamed antiquity 
                Has watched historic, ideal, artless cares. 
                When darkening sky and shy, uncertain stars 
                Unthrone the gleaming emissary that burns 
                By day, in cold, etheral concern 
                Those townsmen from the past's eternal days 
                Move down neglected, fair, eternal ways 
                On noiseless feet. Slow gentle winds that stir 
                The stepworn walks of ghostly lavender 
                And smile from the grey church, the guardian hill, 
                To see the changing town is changeless still. 
                New form — stange artistry in brick and pier 
                An unknown face, but underneath is here 
                Quiet certainty. As the constant springtime crocus came, 
                Each changeless blossom the same — yet not the same. 
                 
              Alan Browning (1937-1942) 
             
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              A GRAVE MATTER 
            Old Hamish McDonald lay
                dying, 
              His kinfolk surrounding his bed. 
              David, his pal, sat there trying 
              To hear the last words Hamish said: 
            "As you see, friend,
                I'm now less than frisky, 
              So do me a favour please, Dave. 
              When they bury me, uncork the whisky 
              And sprinkle it over my grave." 
            "Do it ... if my
                friendship you treasure ..." 
              Gasped Hamish, now breathing his last. 
              Said Dave: "It'll be a real pleasure, 
              But I have one last question to ask." 
            "In view of our mutual
                affection 
              And my well-known unquenchable thirst, 
              Would you have any strongish objection 
              If it passed through my kidneys first?" 
            Alan Titley (Evacuee
                  1939) 
             
            SCHOOL REUNION 
            Think of days past and
                gone, 
              Ponder on those carrying on, 
              Who so far have managed to 
              Escape some damage time can do. 
              We have all arrived 
              At a point - to say survived 
              The vicissitudes of Time and Life. 
            Here we are united all, 
              Once again we heed the call 
              And come to our Reunion. 
              Talk of days long gone 
              When school filled much of our time. 
              We did not appreciate our prime, 
              Before us lay ... 
              To be explored. 
            Now 'tis past we have
                the pleasure 
              Of re-living in some measure, 
              And laughing ruefully 
              About Old Times. 
              life has dealt its pleasure 
              And its blows in various measure. 
            So it goes - appreciate
                now 
              To meet again and have "Pow-wow". 
              Then on we go, another year, 
              Say farewells and disappear. 
            Once we saw each other
                daily 
              Now we manage it but yearly. 
              But how we savour the joy 
              Of recalling girl and boy. 
            Time has passed 
              Yet still we see 
              On peering closely, 
              The old, familiar 
              You and Me. 
            Barbara Robinson (Loveday
                  1942-'47) 
             
            A GAS CONNECTION 
            It was on a Friday morning
                the gasman came to call; 
" Good morning, do come in" I said as he stepped into the hall. 
" I am ready for you; have put newspapers on the floor"; 
              The poor man turned quite pale and stayed and close to the door. 
" Ready! Ready for what?" he sharply asked, 
" To read the meter is my task". 
              With great haste the meter was read; 
              Before I could thank him he had fled. 
              As arranged the gas engineer arrived, 'tho late: 
              To him my tale I did relate. 
" It's his body he thought you were after" 
              He said, creasing up with raucous laughter. 
              I think perhaps I should just mention 
              Nothing untoward was my intention. 
              So be careful when a gasman's expected 
              Make sure with which department he's connected. 
               
            Margaret Grierson
                  (Coleman 1940-1945) 
             
            THOUGHTS ON A
                  LONE BOMBER 
            One lone large plane, 
              Drones heavily, 
              In Norfolk sky. 
              I peer from window into darkness, 
              Lights red and green, 
              Move slowly above. 
            I am back in memory, 
              It is nineteen forty-three, 
              I tired, safe abed, 
              Hear planes, heavily, 
              Wave upon wave, 
              Droning away from nearby 'dromes, 
              Laden, heavy. 
              Contrasting then, in child's mind, 
              With pre-war sound of lone, 
              Light aircraft purring singly, 
              High above a tiny speck, 
              To be watched languorously, 
              As a child I lay, carefree, 
              Eyes upwardcast from bed of heather, 
              Resting from play — 
              Before war-clouds banked, 
              Pressed in and changed the sounds, 
              Of light planes of pleasure, 
              To ominous drones of death. 
              Wave upon wave they came, 
              Til I gently 
              Drifted to sleep. 
            Barbara Robinson (nee
                  Loveday) 1942-1947 
             
            CHANGING TIMES 
            Time once 
              Was hoarded in limitless coffers 
              And doled out slowly, 
              Reluctantly, 
              Birthdays, Christmas, 
              Took life-times to arrive. 
              School summer holidays, 
              Awash with sunlight, 
              Lasted forever. 
            Somewhere along life's
                road, 
              Perversely 
              The giver has turned profligate 
              With this diminishing reserve. 
              Hours-days-weeks- 
              Are paid out with abandon 
              And slip through my fingers 
              Unaccountably. 
               
            June Armstrong-Wright
                  (Crawley 1942-1944) 
              
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